'round here we talk just like lions, but we sacrifice like lambs.

I finished the thumbnails for my Comic Phonebook comic.

( la~ )

Total length is 14 pages. I already started on the pencils. My plan is to do two a day until the pencils are done, then ink 2 a day, then scan and tone two a day. So if all goes according to plan I'll have them all done in three weeks, long before break ends. yay!

-I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity. If we don't know each other well, I'll ask you things that I want to know, or take cues from your userinfo.
-Update your journal with the answers to the questions
-Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

I got asked by aprildrops.

( Princess Tutu, art, loli, careers and fandom. )

You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

first name
Zoe~ my parents where the stereotypical suburban white parents who wanted to give their kids "special" names so they would be "unique". (case in point: my sister's name is Solange and it is french as hell and impossible to pronounce unless you know french or something.) but I still like my name, though NO ONE CAN PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT EVEN THOUGH IT IS THREE FUCKING LETTERS LONG.

age
18 as of september! still don't believe that I'm technically an adult. huh...

location
I'm going to school in Savannah, Georgia, but at the moment I'm back home in Florida for winter break.

frickin' hate Florida...

occupation
Student. I had a part-time job over the summer at McDonald's and I'm planning on looking for another job in Savannah next quarter.

partner?
I have never had a boyfriend and all the guys who have ever liked me were either creepy or totally socially retarded. :c

kids?
I love kids. I want to adopt one day.

brothers/sisters
One little sister, Solange, a junior (HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY?) in high school. She's my favorite person ever even though she's kind of a grumpy bitchy teenager most of the time.

pets
A fatass jack russel terrier named Ruby and a fatass black cat named Blackie. Blackie is sitting half in my lap and half on my desk right now. he is such a fatass, but that just means there's more to cuddle!

list the 3/5 biggest things going on in your life
-college
-comics
-art
-friends
-family

yeah...

parents
My parents have been married for like... a little over 20 years now? my dad works for McDonald's corporation (got my summer job through him, LOL CONNECTIONS) and my mom had a job for a little while but quit because her bosses were assholes, now she works on her websites and things. I am a total daddy's girl. both my parents are pretty cool but my mom has... weird tastes sometimes...

who are some of your closest friends?
ANDREA. KAREN. TRACEY. none of them have an LJ but god I love them, they are my best friends ;;

and also a lot of people I've met over the internet, like the Ichikai crew. I've been digitally hanging with them for around like... 6+ years now holy shit.

everything about Twilight is terrible. there are no exceptions. it is only good for laughing at how awful it is. why the fuck would you even ask this question?

► Pick up to 10 OTPs OTP/3/4 etc.
► Describe them in less than 15 words.
► Have your flist guess the OTP.
► ???
► PROFIT.

my descriptions are suck so I'll drop the series name.

1 "SLAP ME AGAIN, WOMAN. NOW CALL ME A DIRTY MANWHORE." (Bleach)
2 world orgy. (Hetalia, this one you don't even have to guess, it is what it is.)
3 He's been a tsundere for years and years and years. (Hetalia)
4 sorry dude you're still gay (Persona 4)
5 SUDDENLY, TWINCEST. god I love brother complexes. (Hetalia)
6 because he is adorable as an uke, and the shota must top EVERYONE. (Vocaloid)
7 I WANT TO BE YOUR NAKAMA TOO GUYS ;; (One Piece)
8 SOUJI SETA MUST DIE (Persona 4)
9 "I believe this is called Thiefshipping." (Yu-Gi-Oh ABRIDGED, specifically.)
10 "GET ME A GODDAMN COFFEE AND YOU BETTER NOT JIZZ IN IT THIS TIME" (Persona 4)

Dear Adrian, the boy who single-handedly led the entire sixth grade class in bullying me so that he could feel better about himself after his parents divorced and he was left in a broken and loveless household,

You are a terrible person. You obviously know exactly how much shit you put me through and you obviously don't care. I bet you don't even remember who I am. You have ruined my fucking life. Because of you I spent the majority of my middle school and a good portion of my high school life alone and friendless. It is your fault that for years I have been unable to speak up for the crippling fear that I will only be mocked and laughed at.

So what if I like silly online games? So what if I like cartoons? So what if I can draw better than you? We could have been friends. You seemed like a nice enough person when you weren't constantly mocking me and showing off to your friends. Hell, maybe if things had been different we could have ended up dating or something. All things considered, you were a pretty good-looking guy. To bad you were always a petty, jealous, worthless child on the inside.

Fuck you. I am stronger than I was back then. I am stronger than most people out there. I am stronger than your idiot friends and your idiot brothers. I am stronger than the fucking sheeple in our class that you got to join in on picking on me. I am stronger than you. I have always been stronger than you. I just didn't realize it. I know now that I don't need your approval. I know now that you are a sad and worthless person.

I used to hope that I would be able to meet you again one day just so I could punch you in your stupid fucking face. But now I don't. You are not worth it. You are nothing. You will always be nothing. You are a worthless fucking human being and I hope that you are painfully aware of this. There is nothing worse than thinking that you mean nothing. I should know. You made me feel like that every single fucking day for a whole year. But I am done with that. Your opinions mean nothing. I know that you mean nothing to anyone. It has been obvious ever since I found out about what happened to you. Nothing to me, nothing to your old "friends", and nothing to your family.

You are going to die one day and nobody is going to care.

And that is enough justice for me, you utterly worthless piece of trash.

THIS HOT ASIAN GUY SAT NEXT TO ME AT THE DINER TODAY

dammit I should have said something to him ;;

BUT HE WAS JUST SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND ATTRACTIVE

ffffffffff I hope he comes back there sometime.

*lol girly squeeing*

Never. I always try to be civil if I disagree with someone and I know my friends do as well. I'm a libertarian leaning towards conservative, (which mostly comes from being raised in a very conservative household) but most of my friends are very liberal and that doesn't bother me at all. People are welcome to disagree with each other, without that ability there would be no freedom.

That said, I would definitely stop being friends with someone if they were just too fucking stupid to live with. Like people who think everything is a massive conspiracy for the government to get their hands on some superpowered brownie recipe their grandmother came up with or something.

well.

I used to use this thing called a phone

but now I use this thing called a facebook.

it is much more convenient.

Step 1: Obtain popcorn.

Step 2: microwave.

Step 3: eat.

...I am not a very healthy eater >>

Comment and I will comment back with a picture of the fictional character that most reminds me of you. Then post the same in your journal.



In other news:

I want to do another art post but last time I tried the computer decided it hated me and totally crashed. :c

Tomorrow is my birthday!

because I've spent 4 fucking years trying to get fit. I'm talking going from mildly obese to a bmi of 22.

so yeah. don't test me bitches >C

okay, so I stop drinking sugary soda for two weeks, and my weight stays that same.

but then, I start drinking soda again and I LOSE TWO POUNDS?

I don't get it, man. what the hell? not that I'm complaining...

I hate this place and I cannot wait to get out of here

baaawwwwww.

also, wtf Studio Deen.

why would you reuse animation in a show that is only FIVE MINUTES LONG

seriously man. :l

although England's bit with the evil chair was awesome. and also when he was drunk. that was just. pfffffffff

Russia is more evil than the chair.

okay, so two websites that happened to be very important for me to visit today are simultaneously undergoing maintenance.

Mabinogi: I wanted to buy the new thunderbird pet, I'm a little short on NX so I go to charge it, site quits on me immediately afterwards.

Ichikai: I want to squee about getting my FIRST PAYCHECK EVER, (speaking of which, I just got my FIRST PAYCHECK EVER, squee! even though I'm only working one day next week so that's pretty lame. :l) but the server has been down for like... 5 hours. D:

so now I'm just spamming the Gaia chatterbox for gold.

WHY CAN'T I JUST ENJOY MY INTERNET IN PEACE.

oh well, I need to work on my comic anyway *tablet scribbling*

also, apparently I am the only person in the world who can recognize blatant hypocrisy and arrogance.

ugh I just spent all day on the internet when I wanted to spend it working on a bigass drawing.

DAMN YOU, INTERNET.

I haven't worked out in a few days so now I am all flabby :c

today I went to this local Japanese cafe and they were playing subs of some Gundam Show on their tv. I can't remember which one, but the main character (at least I think that's what he was) was called Heero and it had that girl Relena who everyone hates for some reason and a shota got shot.

That is the only thing I have to talk about. NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS IN MY LIFE.

Oh yeah, and I read Junko Mizuno's Pure Trance and it was a total mindfuck. wtf, Junko Mizuno. wtf. I did like the way she tied it all together in the end, though.

Once in 11th grade, I had to do an outline for a chapter of my history book. being the procrastinator that I am, I put it off until the day before it was due.

AND THE EFFING POWER WENT OUT.

I stayed up until about 1AM waiting for it to come back on just to DO the damn thing. Eventually I just said "fuck it" and read Usagi Yojimbo comics with a flashlight and went to bed. Luckily my teacher gave me an extension.

also, my street ended up being the last one to have power restored. THANKS, HICK TOWN THAT I USED TO LIVE IN.

UP! I gotta say that it's probably one of the best movies I've ever seen. Pixar you never fail me~

SKETCH POST YAY?

Warning: Contains copious amounts of original characters and badly-drawn animals.



( This is what I get for scribbling on shit with colored pencils. )

aaaand that's all folks.

I'm starting at my new job tomorrow, s-so nervous... ;;

SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS SEALS

THEY ARE SO FAT AND STUPID-LOOKING

I LOVE THEM